Questions....

1)Why do some women wear those huge fake long,long nails? And why do they all work in the food industry?

2) What does a tattoo look like when its been on a woman's buttocks for 60 years?

3) Do you think some twenty-year olds walking around are really robitrons? Like the ones that don't smile, blink, or say "thank you" when you have held open the door while balancing coffee, books, and a heavy stack of files.

4) How do I have twenty bazillion channels of cable movies and the only ones I stop and watch were made from 1985-1987?

5) Who are the people buying the beat-up dirty looking pants at stores? Are they also dirty- looking underwear consumers?

Just asking.......